Who happens to know a whole load of people named "Dave", so they all have some superlative (or explicative) attached to their name. There's the guy he calls "Fucking Dave", and I have earned the moniker of "Jesus Dave".
It's a long story. One that I might tell later if I'm plied with enough whiskey.
But anyway, last night he shoots this to me on my phone:
It made me giggle. Just a bit.