Thursday, September 15, 2016

Get off your phone

I don't care how cool you think you are, get off your phone.
I don't care how good looking you think you are, get off your phone.
I don't care how expensive your car is, get off your phone.
I don't care how successful you are, get off your phone.
I don't care where you're coming from, get off your phone.
I don't care where you are going, get off your phone.
I don't care who you are, GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE, you non-driving, shallow, self-absorbed, narcissistic worthless piece of fucking shit!





When you start hearing news reports about people being drug out of their cars and having their phones shoved into their mouths and then literally kicked through the back of their fucking heads, you'll know I've reached my limit and I'm not taking it any more.  Get off your phones, people!  There are other people on the road, it's not just you, and I'm fucking SICK AND TIRED of having to serve to avoid an accident because yet another fucking clueless shitstain was too busy yakking away to pay attention to the road.

3 comments:

Grog said...

Hmm, seems you're upset about something, Dave, what's bothering you? ;) chuckling

Ragin' Dave said...

I know, I never let my thoughts out. People always have to guess at what I'm thinking. I need to work on that.

Deserttrek said...

No shit and the cops who do it too. In calif the chp is not allowed to and does not , they pull over. The county and city folks are like teenage girls with theirs.