Day by Day

Thursday, July 21, 2016

I have always been amazed

At how tight women can wear their jeans.  Some of them look painted on.  You see a lot of this in an airport.

But when those painted on jeans appear as if someone spread liquid latex all over the fat rolls on your legs, then ladies, you've gone too far.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.  And I shouldn't have to see that.  Ew.


Anonymous said...

A few years ago I was sitting at a coffee shop when two huge women walked in with small boy in tow. Actually, I think he was sucked in the door by the vacuum they created as they moved through the air. Did I say they were huge? I purposely shielded my eyes until a rather unfortunate circumstance befell me. The boy had dropped his toy and there was a loud commotion. I looked up...ack!..just in time to see the huger of the two bent over at the waist. Of course her crack was towards me.

Friend, it gets worse. Apparently all her wardrobe was in the laundry and she thought nothing of it to dash out the house wearing only Saran Wrap. No, the flower print does nothing to camouflage that acreage. Try to imagine using a transparent plastic film to contain a truckload of rancid cottage cheese. If there ever was a time for eye bleach that was it.

p2 said...

welcome to my world...... i'm a mechanic for a fair sized airline in alaska but we fly relatively small aircraft where passenger weight can be a safety of flight issue. i'm an average adult guy; at my heaviest, i never broke the 200 lb mark. on a recent trip back from the north slope, the numbers called out by the other 5 passengers ranged from 245 to 310. all....i'll say that again....all, were females between 15 and 30 years of age.... and people wonder why i'm single........

Ragin' Dave said...

I'm six foot and 220. And that's a military 220, not "Cheetos and Mountain Dew in Mom's basement" 220.

And women wonder why men are checking out of relationships? Sheesh.