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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Oh what a shock

Elliott Spitzer got caught sticking his schwanz where it doesn't belong yet again.  His girlfriend is apparently all pissed off about it, which is understandable.  However, his girlfriend is also a Democrat Political Operative, so if there's anyone who's familiar with being around diseased assholes, it's a Donk Political Operative, so you think she might be used to this type of thing.  Also, the amount of negative karma you get as a Democrat Political Operative means that at some point, life is going to take a double dose of ex-lax and stand over you with its legs spread.

And he's old enough to be her daddy.  I'd say she has much deeper issues than the possibility of an STD.

And apparently Spitzer was banging this girlfriend while still married (he was still married?  What kind of nutcase stays married to Elliott F'n Spitzer?  Whiskey.  Tango.  FOXTROT.  Over.) so it's not like this chick didn't know he liked to step out on his ladies.  Sheesh.

You know what?  I don't feel sorry for her at all.  She needs to be held up as an example of WHAT NOT TO DO if you're a woman.  Dear ladies - if you don't want to end up a sour old shrew, pinch-faced and lonely with your dozen cats in a high-rise NYC apartment, do not ever do what Liz Smith did.  You're welcome.

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