Sick as a dog. Lymph nodes the size of golf balls underneath my jawline. Hacking and snorting out crap.
Luckily, I have a totally kick-ass wife who takes care of me when I get like this. Fresh squeezed OJ. Yum.
If I get a wild hair up my ass I'll describe what the snot-ball looks like after I hack it up. "Oh, look at the green striations!"