So, as the Ragin' Mrs. and I were enjoying dinner (it's National Cheesburger Day, donchaknow) I poured her a beer and didn't quite do it as smooth as I normally do, leaving the glass half ale and half frothy bubbles.
Ragin' Mrs.: I think I'll wait for it to do it's Anne Boleyn impersonation.
Me: *raised eyebrow*
Ragin' Mrs.: It has to lose it's head!
But she puts up with all my horrible puns, so she's a keeper.