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Monday, April 07, 2014

Have I mentioned...

...just how much I loath people with "tuned" engines and fart-can mufflers on their rice rockets?

Dude, if your dick is that small, just get a dildo and strap it to your thigh.  Leave the rest of the world out of your compensation issues, OK?  The world is loud enough, we don't need you to add to it in order to try to impress chicks.

3 comments:

Gerry N. said...

A kid down the streed had those on a Honda Del Sol. A couple of potatoes shoved into the exhaust pipes took care of it.

Ragin' Dave said...

They're horrible here in Cali, and what makes it even worse is the fact that thanks to traffic there's not a chance in hell of them doing more than the speed limit anyways. I think I managed to actually go 65 on the freeway twice in the past week. All the other times it was 55 or less due to massive traffic congestion.

So all that supposed bad-assery is just one big compensation for what they ain't got, knowhatimsaying?

emdfl said...

Once upon a time Momma had a '67 Chev II four door bone-stock looking - with a '69 350 SS Impala drive stuffed in it. She had lots of fun when the noisy rice burners would pull up beside her...