Day by Day

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Morning

There is nothing like waking up, shuffling to the bathroom, taking a good hard piss, and getting smacked in the face by the smell of asparagus.

It's like a dirty wet sock full of nickles.

Won't stop me from gorging on it again in the future though.  Mmmmmmm....  asparagus.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I was flying in the back of an HH-53 and had to use the piss tube. As soon as I started to pee, the Pilots up front started screaming "We have an electrical fire, check the breakers!". I came up on the intercom and told them it was me, I had asparagus for lunch.