From the "Yes, she really IS that stupid" department, I bring you the scioness of the only President impeached for lying about a sexual assault on a subordinate.
"I wish my maternal grandmother had been aborted as a fetus."
And poor, self-absorbed Chelsea never quite realizes the historical changes inherent with the direct line of "begats" consequential to that comment.
Or mayhap she thinks of herself as such a SPECIAL little snowflake that History (excuse me, HERstory) would have corrected itself in time to produce her. Inevitable Forces of Destiny, donchaknow?