So this guy says that the birth scene in the new "Twilight" movie caused him to have seizures.
Wow. How do I say this? Mr. Seizure Man - if you're watching that movie in a theater, I would say that your COMPLETE AND TOTAL LACK OF TESTICLES would be of more importance.
Seriously - you couldn't get me to watch that movie if you friggin' PAID me. I think that any man who willingly walks into a theater to see the "Twilight" movies is either a castrated mincing little girly-man or gay. Sparkley gay emo vampires? Not just no but hell NO!