Over the dinner table, while discussing the Ragin' Step-son's desire for non-alcoholic daiquiris.
Ragin' Mrs: I think he likes Strawberry Kool-Aide
Me: Doesn't everybody like Strawberry Kool-Aide?
Ragin' Step-son: Not the Kool-Aide man!
Me: OHHH YEAH!
Ragin' Mrs: Yep, but that Kool-Aide guy got all those kids to drink him!
Me: You think he was a pedophile?
Ragin' Mrs: Nah, I just think he had a Jesus complex.
Me: I'm so putting this on the blog.