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Monday, June 08, 2009

Batten down the hatches

I know, it seems to be Dave is Depressed Day here at 4RWWS, but let me pile on a little bit.


Yep, boys and girls, the economy is getting worse. We may not have Leno around anymore to tell his daily "the economy is bad, really bad" jokes, but the recession only gets deeper, even as the Dow Jones has added 2,000 points of "irrational exuberance" since it hit "bottom" earlier in the year.

Looking for bargains in the real estate market? Have CASH to buy them? Be my guest, you probably won't lose more than 10-15% before the market REALLY bottoms out. Looking to make a killing in the stock market? Grab a mirror, my fine chump. That busted fool whose image you see is YOU.

Come out of this recession depression in Q3 or Q4 of THIS year?

Sure, we will, and this bridge-buyer's contract is just BEGGING for your signature, Mr. & Mrs. Gullible.

And just in case you weren't depressed enough! (via The Smallest Minority)

Might I suggest stocking up on non-perishable foodstuffs and survival gear? Ladies and Gentlemen, we're about to find out what happens when the Left is in control. It's going to make the Great Depression look like a small hiccup.

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