My wife, who puts up with far too much crap and still manages to smile at me. I (partially) joke that I found the one woman in the world capable of putting up with me, and then I married her. I thank God for the day he steered her into my life.
I'm thankful for my parents, who refused to strangle me to death in my teens, no matter how desperately I deserved it.
I'm thankful for the friends I've made around the world, including the one who's taking me hunting today while our wives cook Thanksgiving Dinner (see first paragraph).
Happy Thanksgiving, folks.