Thursday, November 15, 2007

Run for your lives!

My wife brought home a lable-making machine last night.

Shortly after she opened it, the poor dog had a label on her head that read "Dog". I'm half-afraid to sleep at night, lest I wake up with a "husband" label put on me while I slumber. I almost expect to see the labels "Front Door", "Sofa" and "Refrigerator" when I get home today.

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