Day by Day

Sunday, October 07, 2007

And by the way

What the hell happened to the Phillies, anyways? I mean, they make one hell of a run to beat the Mets out for the AL East Pennant, and then....

Plop.

Plop as in the sound your face makes when you trip over your own feet and go nose-first into a concrete sidewalk. Plop as in the noise made by everyone's jaw hitting the ground at Philly's collapse. Plop as in the sound made by a ten-pound turd hitting the blue water in a Port-o-John.

Which, not coincidently, is the perfect analogy for the Phillies' playoff performance.

Any Philly fans want to answer me that? What the hell happened? Oh, and the Cubs? Yeah, you ain't got no Steve Bartman to blame for your completely inability to get to the big one. Boo-Hoo.

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