What shall I do today? Mow the lawn? Well, it does need to be mowed.
Trim and edge the bushes? That needs to happen as well.
Change the oil on my truck? It's about 100 miles overdue, needs some TLC.
Make sausage? We've got the pork sitting in the fridge, waiting for us to chop it up and spice it.
Clean the house? Lord knows it needs it.
Maybe I'll just pick two of the things from the list above and try to get them done. That might work.
But you know what? It's a sunny day. I'm in Puerto Rico. So fuck it, I'm getting some beer and going to the beach. I'll see you all later.