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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I wonder....

If I say that my religion demands that I have public sex on an airplane, will anyone buy it? What if I say that my religion demands that I wear nothing but saran wrap, is that OK? How about if I say that my religion demands that I don't get a body-cavity search every time I enter an airport?

Oh, wait, there's already a religion that can do that for me.

Isn't it amazing that the religion that wants to blow up America is also the religion that demands they don't get searched? Don't want to upset those cultural values, yaknow. I guess my cultural value that demands I don't get murdered by an Islamonazi takes a backseat.

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