Fables. The Left loves their fables, because when they can spout off with a fable it makes them look smart, and anything that can help make the Left look smart is a good thing in their eyes.
Well, here's a fable for ya. And unlike Leftist wet dreams, this fable actually might learn ya somethin'!
And when you're done reading that fable, which should be taught in every public school in America, scroll on down to this post.
I love Alger, man. And Dolly is the SHIZ-NIT!
Whoa. Flashbacks from Ft. Riley. Sorry bout that.