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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Leftist ProjectionSpeak translated

Senator Daniel Inouye, feckless backbencher and flaming Liberal, released the following statement:
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Leftist ProjectionSpeak: As a Veteran of World War II,

Translation: As a veteran political hack,


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I know what it’s like to fight a war

Translation: I know what it's like to be a character assassin


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and put your life on the line every day.

Translation: and put your political life before your country every day.


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I also know what it takes to win a war,

Translation: I also know what it takes to lose a war,


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and I know that politics and an attack machine like the President’s

Translation: and I know that politics and an attack machine like the Liberal print and broadcast industry's


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: plays no part in it.

Translation: plays a key part in it.


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: The Republican Party’s latest ad is a shameful and disgusting attempt

Translation: The Republican Party’s latest ad is a credible and effective way


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: to distract the American people from the problems in Iraq.

Translation: to refocus the American people on the problems in the Democrat Party.


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: It may improve the President’s political fortunes,

Translation: It is costing us a fortune in political contributions,


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: but the American people and our troops will pay the price.

Translation: but the American people and our troops are grateful.


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I hope that President Bush realizes

Translation: We were hoping that American would never realize


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: how shameful it is [for the President] to play politics when what we really need is leadership,

Translation: how shameful it is [for Democrats] to play politics when what we really need is leadership,


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and that he will direct his Party

Translation: and we will direct our Party [prosecutors and judges]


Leftist ProjectionSpeak: to take down this ad immediately.

Translation: to take down Karl Rove and Dick Cheney immediately.

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