Senator Daniel Inouye, feckless backbencher and flaming Liberal, released the following statement:
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: As a Veteran of World War II,
Translation: As a veteran political hack,
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I know what it’s like to fight a war
Translation: I know what it's like to be a character assassin
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and put your life on the line every day.
Translation: and put your political life before your country every day.
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I also know what it takes to win a war,
Translation: I also know what it takes to lose a war,
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and I know that politics and an attack machine like the President’s
Translation: and I know that politics and an attack machine like the Liberal print and broadcast industry's
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: plays no part in it.
Translation: plays a key part in it.
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: The Republican Party’s latest ad is a shameful and disgusting attempt
Translation: The Republican Party’s latest ad is a credible and effective way
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: to distract the American people from the problems in Iraq.
Translation: to refocus the American people on the problems in the Democrat Party.
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: It may improve the President’s political fortunes,
Translation: It is costing us a fortune in political contributions,
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: but the American people and our troops will pay the price.
Translation: but the American people and our troops are grateful.
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: I hope that President Bush realizes
Translation: We were hoping that American would never realize
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: how shameful it is [for the President] to play politics when what we really need is leadership,
Translation: how shameful it is [for Democrats] to play politics when what we really need is leadership,
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: and that he will direct his Party
Translation: and we will direct our Party [prosecutors and judges]
Leftist ProjectionSpeak: to take down this ad immediately.
Translation: to take down Karl Rove and Dick Cheney immediately.