Sunday, November 14, 2004

You heard it here first

The Seahawks are done.

Fin. Toast. Gone the way of the Dodo.

After the Rams have made the 'Hawks their bitch twice in as many months, I can say that the Seahawks are without a doubt one of the most overhyped teams of this season. We have recievers who can't catch, a coach who can't call plays, and a defense that can't stop the other team from scoring. The two things we have going for us are a decent O-line and a damn good running back.

All the rest of this team sucks like a ten-dollar whore on payday.

So write 'em off. They're done. Finished. History. They'll continue to lose as many games as they win, miss the playoffs, and disappoint Seattle fans for years to come. The Town of Losers has lost yet again. I mean, what would Seattle be without lackluster, underachieving has-beens and never-were idiots representing us in the field of national athletics?

If the Seahawks ever had a year where everything was supposed to gel, this was it. We had the best talent we've ever had, and a coach that had taken another team to the Superbowl twice, winning once. And what did it get us?

Nothing. As usual.

Good bye, Seahawks. Back to the dustbin of the NFL with you, until you manage to sucker another group of losers into believing your hype in about ten years or so. But you won't be suckering me anymore.

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