Monday, October 11, 2004

TerAYzuh Hienz Kerry - Insane, or a GOP plant?

This is just rich (pun intended).

McALLEN, Texas — The wife of presidential candidate John Kerry told a receptive audience in the Rio Grande Valley of Texas that Kerry would seek out all other options before going to war.

"John will never send a boy or girl in a uniform anywhere in the world because of our need and greed for oil," Teresa Heinz Kerry told about 1,200 supporters at the McAllen Civic Center.

(emphasis mine)

First of all, TerAYzuh, they're NOT boys and girls. They are men and women, who proudly volunteered to join the military.

Second of all, if this war is all about oil, WHY THE HELL IS THE PRICE GOING UP???? Where are the barrels and barrels of sweet life-giving crude that I was promised? I was promised them, wasn't I? If I wasn't then why the hell do I have this sooper-seekrit VRWC card for? Dammit, what good is it being part of some vast conspiracy if I can't have a few barrels of oil to bathe in? My Haitian slave girl is getting bored waiting for that oil to come flowing into my house, you know! Oh yeah, you only THINK we went into Haiti to kick out that worthless turd of a "president", but in reality we needed more cheap labor, and Mexico ain't sending up what it used to! It's all in the VRWC memo dated July 32nd! Use your decoder rings!

In all seriousness, we are the only country who has dealt with oil-producing countries via our military, and then GIVEN THE OIL WELLS BACK TO THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM! This is the same recycled junk from 1991, and the moonbats were smoking crack back then as well! The same hysterical lies, the same overblown bullshit, the same mindless parroting of a debunked meme, the same zombie-like ramblings of an insane dimwit, all redone and regurgitated by idiotic drones who are so stupid that you couldn't by them a clue with Bill Gate's bank account. I don't care if John Fonda Kerry was a sterling example of everything an American should be, he should be disqualified by having such a moronic half-wit of a wife! Anyone who's married to this screeching harridan has to be mentally deficient!

Earlier, Heinz Kerry attended a $1,000-a-head private fund-raiser at the McAllen home of developer Alonzo Cantu. It was not immediately clear how much the event raised.

Speaking at the rally, Heinz Kerry criticized President Bush's working relationships with other nations.

"Diplomacy is not about, 'I'm telling you.' Diplomacy is about, 'what do you think?'" Heinz Kerry said. "If you cannot have respect for the other side, you cannot have diplomacy."


Oh, you mean like telling our allies that they're nothing but "bribed and coerced" slaves? Yeah, real good job on that "respect" there! How about ignoring the PM of Iraq, while your campaign calls him a puppet? Yep, that's some prime Kerry "respect" and diplomacy! How about having your sister go to ANOTHER COUNTRY to try and influence the election there, telling Australians that the war in Iraq is a miserable failure and they should vote against John Howard? More great Kerry diplomacy! (By the way, TerAYzuh, Howard won. That pretty much sums up what the Australians think about you, John-boy, and his sister) Oh, and your top security and foriegn policy advisor, who just happens to be under investigation for felonies regarding theft and destruction of top code word documents, goes to Asia to screw up the current administrations foriegn policy as well! WHAT WONDERFUL DIPLOMACY BY TEAM KERRY! WHAT A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THE MASSIVE CLUSTERFUCK THEY WOULD RUN AS AN ADMINISTRATION OF THIS COUNTRY!

WHat's next, TerAYzuh? Are you going to take a massive dump on Tony Blair's desk and tell him to get bent? Because that's what you and your walking corpse of a husband have been doing to our allies since day one, all in the name of allowing the most liberal senator of the most corrupt political party America has ever seen in modern history to take the White House!

From whacked-out mottos, unthinking verbal gaffes, mindless parroting of liberal mantras, and insulting slander against our allies, this is NOT the sort of person you want to allow anywhere near the White House. And anyone married to her cannot be too far different.

Just imagine listening to this woman for FOUR YEARS! I'd rather jab a pair of scissors into my temple. It would be less painfull over the long run.

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