Sunday, October 03, 2004

Now wait just a damn minute!

First of all, why the hell isn't Sandy Berger, Mr. "I stuff TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS DOWN MY PANTS" Berger, Mr. "I WAS THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR WHO ALLOWED KIM JONG ILL TO MAKE A NUCLEAR BOMB" Berger, Mr. "I WAS IN CHARGE OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND DID NOTHING ABOUT ANY TERRORIST ATTACKS ON AMERICANS" Berger, sitting in a federal jail cell rotting right now? Or is it commonplace to allow people who were caught committing a felony to walk around without any problem?

No, I guess if you get caught committing a felony, violating every security rule in the USA, shredding classified documents, stealing TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS from the national archives, you get to be JOHN KERRY'S SECURITY AND FOREIGN POLICY ADVISOR!


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Cover the ears of any small children near you folks, 'cause Daddy's gonna yell for a while.


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The very fact that this snotnosed sack of shit is out walking free when he should be in jail is simply a travesty. But the bigger travesty is that this fucking loon, this worthless putrid piece of pig feces is advising the Democratic nominee for president, which tells you all you need to know about the Donks. This is the worthless fucking assgoblin who was in charge when North Korea started building a nuke! This is the fucking shit-brained drug addled spineless half-wit who was in charge when Al-Queda was planning the September 11th attacks! THIS IS THE WORTHLESS FUCKING SACK OF SHIT WHO FAILED IN HIS JOB! MISERABLY! And then to cover his ass he STUFFED TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS IN HIS PANTS AND STOLE THEM FROM THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES! He doesn't deserve a job, HE DESERVES TO HAVE SOMEONE JAM A 30-06 UP HIS ASS AND PULL THE TRIGGER!

But he's not in jail, and he's still stealing oxygen from every worthwhile person on earth, much to my dismay. Guess just what this felonious key advisor to John Kerry is doing?

He's trying to derail President Bush's foreign policy.

Sandy Berger, former White House National Security Advisor and key foreign policy and security advisor to Democratic Party presidential candidate John Kerry, hinted Wednesday that should Kerry win the U.S. presidential election in November, it was possible that the decision to reduce U.S. troops in Korea would be reconsidered.


Enough. Fucking enough. E-fucking-nough. This asscannon needs to go to jail. For his felonious thefts of classified documents, for his failure to protect America, and for his attempted sabotage of America's foreign policy. This is the future if John Fonda Kerry gets elected, folks. Slimy backdoor politics. There is nothing the Democrats won't do to steal this election. Lie, cheat, steal, it doesn't matter, they'll do it. There is no slime too foul for them to wallow in. They will go overseas and verbally attack American Presidents. They will call Americans stupid, they will attack us at every turn. They will attack everything America stands for, just so that they can stay in power. They will actively work to hinder and prevent American foreign policy if they think it will help them get elected. The damage done doesn't matter to them. They just want power, and they'll do anything to get it.

Berger indicated once again the need for direct talks between the U.S. and North Korea to solve the North Korean nuclear issue, stressing that sitting face-to-face with North Korea was not surrender. On the contrary, he said the U.S. could take a strong position.

He said the two biggest challenges in Northeast Asia were North Korea and Taiwan, and the next U.S. president would have to focus on eliminating North Korea's nuclear weapons development project and make clear to China that the use of arms against Taiwan would not be tolerated.


So when Bush goes into Iraq with 40+ countries that's unilateral, and that's bad? But Bush should be unilateral with North Korea, and that's good? Shut the fuck up Berger, you pansie-assed, limp-wristed shitstain! You had your fucking chance, you fucking communist whore, and THANKS IN LARGE PART TO YOU, NORTH KOREA HAS A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB! It was YOUR FUCKING JOB to watch them and make sure it didn't happen, AND YOU FAILED AT IT BERGER, YOU SLIMY FUCKSTICK!

Fuck you, Berger. Fuck you, fuck your whore of a mother, and fuck the father you never knew because he didn't pay for the first time. Fuck you, fuck the horse you rode in on, fuck the goat that spawned it, and fuck the mountain it grazed on. Berger, you worthless fucking piece of shit, the only thing you're good for is a test subject for car-battery interrogation techniques, and I want to be the one to hook up the jumper cables to your shriveled nutsack!

You have lied, you have committed felonies, and now you are trying to place American in even more danger than you left it! You spineless weasel, you gutless fuckstick. You smegma-sented afterbirth of a beastiality clusterfuck. You shit-sucking cockgoblin, you toejam eating craven bootlicker, you utterly worthless puddle of vomit. You're the retarded love child of Neville Chamberlin and Benedict Arnold, with none of the class and even less charm! You're the end result of a failed ideology so desperate to keep their hands on the reins of power that you will do anything no matter how gutless and low to steal an election!

Pray to god that you never meet me, Berger, you foul commie-fellating, pond-scum dwelling rodent, because the first thing I will do is hit you so fucking hard that you'll be shitting your own fucking teeth for a week afterward! And THEN I'll show you what I do when I'm angry! You dictator coddling toad, you weak-willed simpering shitheel, you feckless coward, you G-D DAMNED FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! IF I HAD A CHANCE I WOULD PUNCH MY HAND DOWN YOUR THROAT, RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING BLACK HEART AND BEAT YOU WITH IT! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE AN AMERICAN! YOU DESERVE TO BE IN JAIL!

You can thank Claire over at SondraK's place for this little rant.

Oh, and for those who care, the tempature at which the human brain begins to die is Celsius 41.11. Go. Watch. Rage.

And any spelling errors in this post are due to the red curtain of blood in my eyes.

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