First of all I have to ask you something that everyone wants me to ask you which is what are the five things Canadians should know about the American election?
Maher: I don't know about five things but I think what Canadians should know about the American election is that you're lucky you don't live here. You don't have to participate in this sham democracy we have, you know? I mean I could tell you about, I could tell you five ways we don't really have a democracy in this country.
Get that? Sham democracy. Because all that voting stuff really doesn't matter, right Bill? This is the face of the modern Left today, folks. Calling America a sham democracy because they didn't get their way. Shit flinging morons howling tantrums to other countries TV networks.
More frightening than all of that?
Maher: Because you're being logical, dear. You're not thinking like an American. OK? Johnny Depp said this was a stupid country. And then he made me very mad and he took it back. Well, I say it. I don't take it back. It's stupid. Really stupid. It's about the marketing, don't you know? It's not about what's real. It's about what they market to people. I mean, they were able to morph bin Laden into Hussein. Do you think they can't give, make a little debt go away? That's something people don't even care about in the first place.
Ooooo, we're STUPID! Golly gee gosh, why is it that every whiny snot-nosed liberal who get's outvoted feels the need to go out of country and call America stupid? The arrogance of these pricks is almost overwhelming. "Oh, you don't agree with me, so you're STUPID!" Maher lost his show, so that must mean that people are STUPID! People don't agree with him so those people are STUPID! We were able to morph bin Laden into Hussein? How about the fact that we're smart enough to see that those two separate people posed two separate threats, Bill? I guess you're just TOO FUCKING STUPID to see that.
Why then do people, the polls indicate that this fear is leading more and more people to vote for George Bush or say they're going to vote for George Bush? Why would George Bush be the person they thought they would be safer with?
Maher: I refer back to my answer to question two, stupid country. Stupid. Because he appears to be resolute. He appears to be strong. He clears brush and he looks like the Marlborough Man. If you see him in pictures, he stands… like he's about to draw a gun and he uses cowboy language, and he's from Texas. So to people who don't think it through very much, he looks like a guy who's standing up to the bad guys.
There we have it people, anyone who supports Bush must be stupid. People who see international terrorism as a threat is stupid. People who recognize that the threat of terrorism doesn't stem from just one man is stupid. All of this from a washed up TV host who goes into another country to bad mouth America.
Hey Bill.... keep your fucking ass in Canada, you sack of shit. We don't need any of your "smarts".