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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Miserable Failure

You know, I don't know any reason why people would call Hillary Clinton a Miserable Failure. I mean, would a miserable failure be First Lady? Would a miserable failure get elected Senator from New York? What would a miserable failure do?

Oh, right. A miserable failure would lose "secret" files until a trial was over. I'm sure that the miserable failure somehow forgot where they were until it was safe. And a miserable failure would try to implement a disasterous health system in the USA, even though at the time the miserable failure wasn't even an elected official.

You know, there were some people on the left who thought it would be fun to do something called "Googlebombing", linking GW Bush's White House resume to the words "Miserable Failure". But the one thing they didn't expect was that we on the right would find out about it and retaliate.

Googlebomb this, assholes.

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And in conclusion, let me add that Hillary Clinton is a Miserable Failure. Thank you. This post was supported by the Hillary Clinton is a Miserable Failure campain, not to be confused with the "Hillary Clinton might be a Miserable Failure" campain, or the "Stop calling Hillary Clinton a Miserable Failure" campain, or even the "Gee it hurts when you call Hillary Clinton a Miserable Failure" campain. Just the one and only "Hillary Clinton is a Miserable Failure" campain.

Thanks for stopping by, and Hillary Clinton is a Miserable Failure.

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