A frequent Farker asked that someone make him a sign to post at work so that people would stop burning popcorn and stinking up the joint. Farkers respond, hilarity ensues.
The Guardian has a list of the ten all time science hoaxes. That Ted Rall is humanoid didn't make the list
Georgia Man Buys Two Winning Lotto Tickets. If that happened to me I think I'd get a full page ad in USA Today that would simply read: "Carl Levin Blow Goats". Even though it's likely not true.